The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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