Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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