Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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