Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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