her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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