I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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