This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize
