Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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