carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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