ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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