Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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