I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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