this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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