how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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