How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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