can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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