I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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