i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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