why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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