Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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