5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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