just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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