Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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