I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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