I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
