Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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