so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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