i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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