just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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