Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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