The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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