There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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