I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
splinters make it hard to masturbate
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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