SEEEEXXX PLEASE
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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