I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
