omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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