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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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