At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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