I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Shame is for Republicans.
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