dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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