would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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