Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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