you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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