'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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