We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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