Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wish i was in the wii world.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Randomize
