I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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