I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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