he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
