party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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