well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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