"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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