I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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