ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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