I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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