i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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