check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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