There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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